Jerry The Dog

We can make this work. We can work out a dating wheel, just like a chore wheel. Let’s put the try in triangle. Argh!… Wait, I like the library. I texted back a smiley face. She texted back some letters I don’t understand. Yeah it’s an acquired taste. That I just acquired. YOU GORGEOUS IDIOT! I’ll wave at you every day.

If I drunk text you and you’re asleep, don’t text me in the morning…that ship has sailed. Follow me fellas…Lets go somewhere where the sixteen of us can be alone. A pants-off. For me? I thought I saw a baby bump. You had me at horses, but then you lost me at corpses. Your body.

You’re right. I’m a firestarter and a jinx. I’m going to destroy this whole family. I’m out of control. Jimmy Jr. had a chance to ride the Tina truck, but now it’s headed straight for Joshville. Toot-toot. Ugg, my heart just pooped its pants. Chad the Zombie touched the butt of that girl with the frosted hair from my art class. I think her name is Kristi. I’ve been using the toilet like an idiot.

Tina reached towards Jimmy Junior’s butt: ‘Your lips say no but your butt says yes.’ I texted back a smiley face. She texted back some letters I don’t understand. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh He did? That’s the sleaziest, sneakiest, most romantic thing anyone’s ever done to me. She grabbed Jimmy Jr’s butt and changed the world. My hearttttttttt.

He did? That’s the sleaziest, sneakiest, most romantic thing anyone’s ever done to me. So I think I’m being attacked by zombies and I start screaming, ‘Do you wanna make out?’ And I make out with it. Sausage leather belts. We can make this work. We can work out a dating wheel, just like a chore wheel. Let’s put the try in triangle. Gene, you saved us. I owe you my life. Drop the towel.

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